Monday, January 22, 2007

Suffering from Negativituscontactus Humanus Syndrome

Symptoms Include:
Pangs of loneliness and homesickness (ouch!).

Brought on By:
General lack of physical human contact combined with nine hour time differences from friends who wake up too late and go to bed too early.

Suggested Remedies:
Drinking, dancing and eating in the company of others.

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